Pick up your poop
and let’s f*ck colon cancer.
Your dog wants you to pick up your poop. Colon cancer is on the rise in Americans under 50.1 But if you find it early, it can be easier to treat.2 You’re already comfortable with your dog’s poop, so why not your own? Stool-based tests are easy-to-use, accurate,3 and you can collect a sample from the comfort of your own home. So, come on. If you don’t do it for you, do it for your best friend.